Why do they call it a peanut, both the shell and nut look nothing like a pea.
Speaking of peas, why are they called Black Eyed Peas if they are actually a bean?
I thoroughly enjoy consuming marijuana products…I forgot where I was going with this!
FUCK! (See Why I Write for reference)
I once asked a person in the car next to me if they have any Grey Poupon…they did. I feel bad for driving off with their mustard.
I’ve always wanted to ride a turtle, I just think it would be embarrassing to fall off when it is turning a corner.
People should really specify what kind of whale when saying they had a “whale of a time”. Ex: I had a Sperm Whale of a time last night. Figure that one out!
When egging someone on, use real eggs. Otherwise the saying makes no sense.
I watch a lot of television shows, but hardly ever watch television.