Breaking Fox News

Breaking Fox News: Donald Trump, and raging Republican Presidential candidate, recently said this about ex-PoW John McCain: “He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”

While not clear, this is believed to be Trumps apology to the millions of illegal immigrants he decried vehemently. We reached out for comment but only grabbed toilet paper.

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